We interrupt our holiday coverage to bring you “10 Reasons to Date a Horse Girl,” courtesy of Performance Horse & Rider’s chief romance expert, Heather Struthers. It’s kind of like the sexy Santa version of a wish list-icle. Oh look, we made it about the holidays after all. (Disclaimer: This content is PG13.)
From Heather Struthers:
Horse girls are often referred to as “crazy cat ladies with more money” but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some compelling reasons you should give dating one a shot!
1. With a gender ratio of about 10 girls to every one guy, she’s probably going to be pretty grateful she even found you.
2. Strong thighs.
3. You won’t have to worry about being the crazier half. Because it’s her. By a landslide.
4. She’s sure to know her way around a drink.
5. You know she’s capable of commitment…at least to her horse.
6. She cares more about her horse’s approval of you than her parents’.
7. With her spending tens of thousands a year on her hobby, she won’t have a problem with you blowing a couple hundred on video games.
8. If you agree to be her groom for the day, there probably isn’t much she won’t do to repay you the favor.
9. Easy access to whips and spurs.
10. Did I mention strong thighs?
(Source: http://www.horsecollaborative.com/10-reasons-to-date-a-horse-girl/)